Well Hello There: T-Rex Head Shadow Shower Curtain

January 16, 2017

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This is the $60 t-rex head shower curtain available from Crazy Dog T-Shirts. It looks like there's a t-rex in your bathtub. There isn't though, it's just the shower curtain. Unless you really do have a t-rex in your bathtub, in which case hold tight I can be there in twenty minutes. Obviously, this is the perfect shower curtain from anybody who's into dinosaurs and been suffering from erectile dysfunction and needs a little help getting aroused. Although you should still call your doctor for an boner lasting over 65 million years, because that shit's ridiculous.

Thanks to Dunc, for inspiring me to finally get on WebMD and see what to do about this fossil.

  • GeneralDisorder

    On a directly related note I just watched a video where this guy fired a 20mm anti-matériel rifle at 16 quarter inch steel plates (i.e. 4 inches of steel with air gaps between).

    It made it through 8 plates. That's 2 inches of steel. Armor steel. You could certainly put that 20mm through a dino skull. If you brought T-rexes to the UK your police whistles and funny hats would have no effect. You'd have to call up the military.

    If you released it in the US you'd just tell the people that the dino is part of a government conspiracy that got out of hand and some drunken hillbilly will dust off his 20mm collector's piece and put that dino down.

  • You mean these police with their " whistles and funny hats"...?
    https://farm9.staticflickr....
    http://truthaboutguns-zippy...
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/...

  • GeneralDisorder

    Yeah. See how weird those hats are?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Much better.

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