The Beard Bib, A Bib For Collecting Beard Shavings

January 25, 2017

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This is the $30 Beard Bib. It's a bib that connects around the back of your neck via Velcro, and the mirror in front of you via suction cups. That way all those little beard shavings don't wind up in and around the sink and drive your girlfriend crazy until she leaves you (I've lost two girlfriends and one roommate that way). It's also great for eating while driving. Shaving down there? The Beard Bib is not recommended for shaving privates, leave it and sit in the bathtub with the shower running and GO SLOW. Slow and steady always wins the ball-shaving race, because there are time penalties for nicking yourself. Can't manage to shave your beard without bleeding? No worries, your bloodied Beard Bib can also double as a butcher's coat on Halloween. Get a couple other people dressed as bakers, stockers, check-out people and shopping carts and we can all trick-or-treat as a grocery store.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a video in case you're really struggling with the concept.

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Thanks to lizzy, who agrees the best way to avoid beard trimmings in the bathroom is to use an electric shaver on your drive to work.

  • nik

    I have seen this on aliexpress for like way less than 5 bucks a while ago already... Nothing new

  • JimmyJam

    Yeah, if you're using this, you probably had a beard long before you had a beard.

    Still, it's kinda neat.

  • Angelica Sazhko

    Lord Jimmy, the Beard Bib catches anything and everything! There is no too little or too much. The Beard Bib has your back!

    -BEARD KING

  • asdfadfs

    i kinda want this. odd

  • Angelica Sazhko

    Your Highness Asdfadfs, the Beard Bib really wants you! Check it out at www.thebeardking.com.

    -BEARD KING

  • Roark

    This is a salon apron with suction cups on it - good DYI project

  • Hiddnfox

    Also comes with a jar to put your balls in and put up on the shelf so you can say "those used to be my balls before I needed a bib to shave my beard"

  • WhiteEagle2

    Orrrrr, shave in the shower.

  • Then you have a clogged shower!

  • Angelica Sazhko

    Queen Atheistgirl, you are absolutely correct. Shaving in the shower causes a clogged drain, which no one wants to experience! With the Beard Bib, the problem is solved!

    -BEARD KING

  • palpable ovaltine

    Short beard trimmings don't clog a drain unless you're shaving off huge patches. Long hair that wads and catches other debris causes clogs.

  • Trust me - I've shaved... other things and eventually it clogs.

  • This would be useful. I would use this.

  • Angelica Sazhko

    Brilliant thinking, Your Highness TheQiwiMan! The Beard Bib is fast and efficient and is waiting for you at our Kingdom- www.thebeardking.com!

    -BEARD KING

  • The_Wretched

    My wife would buy this and tell me to use it.

  • Angelica Sazhko

    Lord The_Wretched, listen to your Lady, she ALWAYS knows best ;) !
    The Beard Bib will not let you down.

    -BEARD KING

  • Jason Christopher

    As much as I want to laugh at this, it would actually be pretty awesome. I hate cleaning up after trimming.

  • Angelica Sazhko

    King Jason, a wise Lord you are! Cleaning Beard Trimming is so 2016! Your Beard Bib is waiting for you at www.thebeardking.com.

    -BEARD KING

  • Andrew Newton

    "Whose my big widdoe man? Yes you're my big widdoe man! Here comes the beard trimmer airplane waaaaaaooorrrrrrrwwwwww!"

  • Jenness

    OMG that's EXACTLY what was going through my head. hahahahahaha

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