That's A Good Son: Man Hires 50 Pole Dancers On Top Of Jeeps To Dance For Father's Funeral

January 9, 2017

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A man in Taiwan organized 50 relatively tasteful Jeep-top pole dancers to perform as part of his politician father's funeral procession. *gets choked up* I'm sorry, it's just so touching.

"He told us he wanted this through a dream two days before the funeral", his brother Tung Mao-hsiung told local news channel CTS.


76-year-old Tung Hsiang's two-hour long funeral procession was organised by his son who said his father "enjoyed a buzz."

Heck yeah, who doesn't enjoy a buzz? We all chase it in diifferent ways. Some people booze it up, some people smoke, some people work out, other people extreme sport. Me? I drink whatever's in this white bottle. "That's bathroom cleaner." It does the trick.

Keep going for a funeral procession worth attending.

Thanks to DDD, who agrees you can never have enough dancers or fire-eaters at a funeral.

  • Adam White

    mad respect

  • Doog

    Now I'm ready for the Trump inauguration.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Where do I sign up? I don't know anything about pole dancing but I have almost 8 days to learn.

  • How wonderfully surreal.
    I particularly like the fact that the guy was a politician.

  • Ignorance Smasher

    Between all 50 of them they've got a D cup.

  • Draco Basileus

    Looks like the arcade hit "Pole Position" is due a 2017 release...

  • Geekologie

    My brother killed Pole Position on the Atari 5200, I have always sucked at racing games because I can't drive

  • Roark

    55?

  • Geekologie

    correct

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