That Dare-Devil Pool Jumper Just Shattered Both His Feet (Video)

January 4, 2017

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In news that shouldn't surprise anybody, 8booth, that pool jumping death-wisher (previous near deaths HERE, HERE and HERE), has just shattered both feet and heels after missing a three-story jump into a pool and landing on the edge of the pool's deck. Honestly, I'm surprised he's not dead. "You just wait." The Grim Reaper, ladies and gentlemen! Apparently he likes to toy with his prey sometimes before finishing them off. That's very cat-like of you. "Meow." There, there *pets skull head, dies* You son of a bitch, you tricked me!

Keep going for the video, but it does involve a man jumping three stories and landing on the pool deck if that makes you squeamish. Also, kinda gnarly look at his feet after the incident starting at 2:20.

Thanks to rob, who agrees the scariest thing you should jump off of into a pool is the high dive.

  • Madz

    bet he wasn't looking so badass when he munted his feet

  • J HWOATAMAZU

    Dammit... It was supposed to be a SPLAT!

    Next time...

  • Sean

    He'll likely have issues walking for the rest of his life. He shattered both of his heels. That's an injury you don't just walk away from. Like ever. He won't be doing these stunts anymore.

  • ecafsub

    I'm waiting for some kid to get killed emulating this shitstick--or others like him.

    And the mask... Oh, gawd, that's hilarious. Look out, people! We got us a bad-ass over here! So cool! I wanna be cool like that!

  • Draco Basileus

    Lucky it was just just feet and that his Tibs & Fibs didn't blow up through is GD knees.

  • Jason Christopher

    This guy has a gofundme set up for his med expenses. Are you kidding me?

  • J HWOATAMAZU

    Fuck wasting money on that shit.

  • Sean

    He doesn't describe how he was injured on the gofundme. I'm assuming people just think he's a hard luck case who got in an accident. If he was honest about how he was injured I'm guessing his donations would be nil.

  • GeneralDisorder

    If I weren't poor as fuck I'd send him some cash. How's he gonna kill himself if he can't keep trying?

  • Nico Horst

    Send cyanide, way cheaper and faster...

  • GeneralDisorder

    See, that's illegal. But this guy killing himself and me being entertained by that are not illegal.

  • Jenness

    GTFO of town - I know it's not right to tell people what to do with their own hard earned money - but - anyone stupid or sadistic enough to give this obviously mentally ill man money to aid him in his suicidal mission they need to be punched.

  • benny

    Guy is a modern day hero. I donated....

  • I feel very little pity for this imbecile.

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

  • Jason Christopher

    It finally happened!
    (I, like many others, have commented on his previous posts that this was bound to happen soon)

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  • ToyBoxofGuns

    show us ur boobs.

  • Jenness

    It's amazing that he has no loved ones that either know what he is doing or close enough to him to have not already put him in an institution to figure out what is wrong with him before he dies. Sad really.

  • Acid Skies

    Yep, it's disturbing what some people will do for attention.

  • The_Wretched

    It was only a matter of time. However, like other people with slow motion death wishes, he'll be back at it.

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