Tactical BBQ Fork That Looks Like A Butterfly Knife

January 4, 2017

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This is the $13 Tactical Folding BBQ Fork with Bottle Opener. It's a BBQ fork that looks like a butterfly knife (aka balisong), and measures over nine inches long when fully extended, and only 4.7-inches when collapsed (similar to my penis if you double both those numbers then add the length of a family sized sedan). It's perfect for waving at would-be meat thieves to keep them away from your wieners. Did I mention it can also open bottles? It can also open bottles, something my penis can also do. "Are you trying to sell a BBQ fork or your penis?" Neither *looks around shiftily, opens trench coat* But I did find some gold watches that fell off the back of a truck.

Keep going for one more shot with a sausage for wiener scale.

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Thanks to Lance, who agrees the best novelty bbq fork remains the bbq sword. Nice try though.

  • MustacheHam

    So it's a butterfly BBQ fork?
    Anyway it's a good idea for storage.

  • larry cornwater

    I can see somebody making a barbecuing related pun right before stabbing somebody.

  • Kompani

    Why is it 'tactical', do the armed forces, anywhere, use it as standard issue? Are we going to war with our B-B-Q's in the 21st century. Will I need my 'tactical' underpants on to use this foldable folk/bottle opener? Do you need special training to use it? So many unanswered questions of this product.

  • shawna myles
  • TheQiwiMan

    Don't click on this ^^

    The spambot scum has evolved. Apparently they finally figured out copy-pasta-ing a wall of text about someone's roomate's mother in law making X-amount of money is too easy to spot and ignore.

    :-(

  • shawna myles

    fdfdfd

  • The_Wretched

    the hand was better for scale than the sausage. i mean you could put the sausage in the hand but that might be too close to 'date night'.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Mmmm... date night. So what are you doing tonight?

  • The_Wretched

    It's Wednesday so I'll be sinning.

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