Star Wars Character Plushie Valentine's Bouquets

January 19, 2017

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This is the 2nd edition Star Wars Bouquet available from ThinkGeek (previously: last year's 1st editions, which are also still available). Each bouquet comes with nine Star Wars characters (personally I feel like I deserve a full dozen with no doubles) and costs $60. For reference, a dozen long stem red roses will set you back around I have no idea because I've only ever bought a DOZEN DOZEN long stem red roses before and they give you a quantity discount when you buy so many because you're the world's most romantic man and have just the right amount of chest hair and musky odor. "You've never bought roses in your life, have you?" I wouldn't be able to tell them from tulips.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Alexandra, who agrees the best bouquets are picked from your neighbor's flowerbeds while they yell at you and you pretend you can't hear them because you have earbuds in.

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