This is a sound bite of Mark Hamill as The Joker reading Donald Trump's Happy New Year tweet. He really nailed it. Also, I never realized how much The Joker sounds like a guy who lives in my building. He sounds like he's smoked at least a pack of meth cigarettes a day his entire life. And he owns not one, not two, but THREE creepy free candy vans. He leaves them parked on the street all the time to add a level of respectability to the neighborhood. Plus he doesn't pick up after his dogs and he has three of those too. Honestly he's probably the worst person I know and I hope he's reading this but has no clue who I am.
Keep going for the audio clip as well as Trump's original tweet so you can follow along at home.
Thanks to Dougie and hairless, who agrees everything ever should always be read in David Attenborough's voice. Or Mister Rogers.