Irish Wolfhound Sets New Record For World's Longest Dog Tail

January 25, 2017

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This is a video of Irish Wolfhound Keon showing off his world's longest dog tail, measuring an impressive 76.8cm (30.2 inches) from beginning to end of the bones. That's some tail! My dog's tail is only like ten inches and she still manages to knock shit off the coffee table, so I could only imagine living with Keon. Also, not to rain on Keon's parade or anything, but as long as his tail is, there's no way he's got me beat in a biggest peni-- my God. Wow, Keon, wow. You put on a disguise and get back in line for seconds when God was handing out tails and penises or what?

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Alyssa, who agrees it would be awesome if cats had prehensile tails and could hang from things.

  • Meh

    Animals. Always +1. Always awesome.

  • Jenness

    hahaha that's cute

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  • √Čtienne Pelletier

    fuck off

  • The_Wretched

    uday trump cannot wait to hunt this magnificent beast and cut the tail off for his trophy wall.

  • Jenness
  • The_Wretched
  • Jenness

    Here's a great article from Forbes about that picture and the absolute lack of reporting that went with it. 1) It's an African sign of respect for the animal and he was instructed to do that by the Game Warden. 2) It was an approved hunt of an overpopulated area by the government wildlife management officers. 3) Elephants suffer greatly with overpopulation and they also will completely destroy all habitats and vegetation when their managed areas
    http://www.forbes.com/sites...

  • The_Wretched

    Seriously? I'm going with he still looks like an utter dipwad and the gamewarden was setting him up.

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