How To: Create Your Own Realistic, Edible Human Fingers

January 3, 2017

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Because cannibalism is going to be all the rage in 2017 after the apocalypse, this is a tutorial created by Tye Lombardi of The Necro Nom-Nom-Nomicon detailing how to make your own realistic, edible human fingers to get used to the idea early. In this case she actually made casts of her own fingers, then filled the casts with a combination of deviled ham spread and gelatin. She then stuck large pretzel sticks in the middle for bones, and splattered some bbq sauce with red food coloring added for realistic blood. Those...look pretty convincing. If I saw those on a plate at a party I would definitely citizen's arrest the host for murder and cannibalism. You know, or wink at them and ask when the other body parts are coming out of the oven. It really depends on how many drinks I've had and how I'm feeling.

Keep going for several more shots of the finished digits.

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Thanks to becca, who agrees the best finger foods aren't fingers at all, they're toes and ears.

  • iofo61

    If I chew on my cuticles, am I a cannibal? How about if I chew I on my wife's?

  • Just in time for Halloween!

  • I don't like bbq sauce.

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