Hollow Gaming Dice Bath Soaps With Real Dice Inside

January 23, 2017

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This is the $30 Gaming Dice Soap Set available from ThinkGeek. Each set comes with a d8, d10 and d20 soap and a corresponding gaming die inside the soap. All the soaps are 'energy citrus' scented. I bet you I can crack one open between my buttcheeks like a walnut. Then I'll leave the pieces in the shower for my roommate to use. I caught him using my toothbrush the other night. Who uses somebody else's toothbrush? That's like, a thing only lovers can do, and we are not lovers, we are haters. I cut the power for a second overnight so his alarm clock would reset and he'd be late for an interview today. He's still not up and he's supposed to be there in twenty minutes. "But how's he going to pay rent if he doesn't have a job?" Shit. Derek, wake up! You're late man, the rain must have knocked out the power last night! Get in the shower, I'll heat you up a pizza crust for breakfast.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Christian, who made me roll to see who drops the soap first. I got a 4, am I safe or what?

  • *Washes with soap, accidentally ends up with die where the sun don't shine*

  • dougfunnay

    this is a terrible idea
    table top gamers do not bathe
    the festering grime can add poison damage to successful strikes by their thin untrimmed nails
    as well as creating a miasma that deals stacking poison damage each consecutive turn

    if they really wanted to cash in an get that top tier loot they would have made the d20 of uncleansing (made from finely aged bacon fat and mountain dew syrup)

    signed~ 2 /\/\3TA 4U

  • palpable ovaltine

    That's why they put the die inside the soap. You have to use it to get the prize.

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