*cue Benny Hill music*
This is a video captured by motorist Dave Cole of a giant spool of wire rolling down US Route 40 near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Apparently the wire came off the trailer in front of him, which also loses its spare tire because clearly the person driving has no clue how to secure their belongings. When reached for comment about the incident, the owner of the trailer dropped and shattered their phone then their arms fell off.
Keep going for two versions of the video in case the first one doesn't work.
Thanks to Heavy Sleeper, who agrees Monday mornings are the best time for heavy sleeping, if you have the luxury.