'Broquets', Flower Arrangements Made From Jerky

January 13, 2017

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These are the 'broquets' available from online jerky-that-look-like-flowers purveyor Say It With Beef (personally I like saying it with tuna salad). They come in rose and daisy varieties and cost $35 per dozen meat flowers and pint glass vase. Their product descriptions of the two broquets (which unfortunately includes the term lamesauce) while I run to the gas station for a Slim Jim.

A poet once said, "We taste the fragrance of the rose." We'll do you one better - you can smell and taste these roses! No gift is more classic than a dozen roses, but instead of sending flowers that wilt and die, why not send a Broquet? Handcrafted and made from over 1/2 lb. of 100% high-quality beef jerky, this bold bunch of flowers is guaranteed to please your nose and taste buds.


It doesn't take long for a bouquet of ordinary daisies to turn brown and be pushing up daisies of their own. Lamesauce! If you're looking for a gift that is fresher than fresh, you should Say It With Beef and send a Broquet of daisies, instead! Each dozen of these delicious flowers are handcrafted and made from over 1/2 lb. 100% quality beef jerky that will absolutely brighten anyone's day.

Uh-oh, sounds like there's a new Edible Arrangement in town! I've never actually had an Edible Arrangement before, but I've heard they're good. I like fruit. I also like jerky. But, if I had to choose one or the other, I would definitely go with Fruit-Roll-Ups and whipped cream.

Keep going for a shot of the daisies.

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Thanks to Alan, who clearly failed to send any sort of edible gift with his tip.

  • If he's going to "Say it with beef" that better be a euphemism for something interesting, because if it's flowers made out of jerky I'm going to say it with a quick punch to the balls.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't have any male friends that it wouldn't be incredibly strange to "slip the beef" to.

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