You Stupid Idiot: Guy Sets Off The Firecracker Vest He's Wearing

December 15, 2016

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This is a video of Zacharias Holmes having the "suicide vest" he made out of firecrackers ignited. It goes just about exactly how you'd expect. I have so many questions. What the hell is wrong with people? Does his mom know he's doing shit like this? Is Youtube just a never-ending Jackass movie now? Why does this guy look like the genetic offspring of Carl and Russell from Up? What really happened at Paradise Falls?

Hit the jump for the video, completely with the soon-to-be scarred aftermath.

Thanks to Zootghost and Terry, who want to try the same thing with bottle rockets and see if they can catch air.

  • Bad Habit

    And people wonder how Trump got elected...... ::facepalm::

  • Zachary Zarko

    Mr. Slave did a great job filming this, and I loved it when he said, "Oh Jesus Christ."

  • JamesHaswell

    I bet that smelled like bacon.

  • Fred

    Weight loss treatments have taken a dark turn...

  • PurpleHelmut

    That's the fastest that fat piece of shit has moved ever.

  • Matt Fricke

    Pay stupid games, win stupid prizes!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Dude already lost the "muh genetics" lottery.

    I bet he has tinnitus now.

  • Gilbert

    Another clear example of Rule #1 in application: The stupid shall be punished...

  • brijazz012

    I'm gonna go ahead and assume he's not the homeowner.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Seems like a safe bet. I'd even go so far as to assume that no one involved with the making of the video owns any property.

  • Russell Bullock

    So, he's dumb enough to not consider how badly this is going to hurt. But then he goes through with it and SURELY he realizes what an idiot he is for having gone through with it...but he still chooses to post it online.

    Maybe I'm just old, but in my day we used to hide our shortcomings...

  • Jon

    How old are you? Jackass popularised this kind of nonsense what? 20 years ago? But yes, I agree, hiding your mistakes from the world is the best option.

  • Russell Bullock

    I'm 47...so I was already getting old 20 years ago when Jackass first graced us with its asinine presence. Yeah, in my day, people did this kind of stuff, but it wasn't filmed and afterward you prayed to God that no one found out how dumb you were for trying it. Ahh, the good old days. When people kept their lack of brain cells a secret.

  • Bubbubsky

    There is a sizable percentage of today's population that revels in stupidity, and is proud of it, like it's some kind of badge.

  • JJtoob

    After writhing in pain for a minute he still asks if the camera man "got it". He was determined to get this online.

  • paperboy

    "Do you have any Neosporin?" That got me...

  • Jai Mico

    MERICAAAA

  • Meh

    Like the stupidity zelda tattoo to go with this personal stupidity.

  • Bubbubsky

    Oxygen thief.

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