WTF Is Wrong With You?: Woman Drives Down Highway With No Front Tire

December 12, 2016

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"I've got my flashers on, everything's fine."

Seen here looking like a police chase that should have ended a while ago, this is a video of a woman driving down the highway with no driver's side front tire, scraping the everliving shit out of the rim. Apparently she drove this way for over fifteen miles before stopping while Tom Tanner was foolish enough to drive anywhere near this maniac and film her. Personally, I would have given this lady at least a mile of space, and ideally the distance from earth to the International Space Station (~249 miles). I don't even feel comfortable in my third story apartment knowing this lady is on the road. Thankfully, eventually the police caught up with her and put an end to this madness. Still, no word what they had to say when they asked for her license and realized it was cut from the back of a cereal box.

Keep going for a shot of the stopped car and the video.

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Thanks to Clint, who agrees the safe thing to do would have been to drive entirely in reverse.

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    Yeah yeah this lady's a freaking moron, but did you see the way they spelled tire?

    What kind of monster spells tire "tyre"? Is she missing the entire ancient city from her axle?

    What a total bastard.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Non-American English speakers are statistically more likely to spell it "tyre."

    If it were the city, it would be capitalized.

  • event

    You don't do internet very well...

  • da1nonlysage

    Only American English, and sometimes Spanish, exist to Americans

  • event

    It's called sarcasm...

  • da1nonlysage

    Precisely...

    Wait.. You mean its easy to read sarcasm written on the internet by complete strangers?

    Madness

  • event

    If you're not a simpleton and apply some reading comprehension within context, yeah... but you projected and read what you wanted to read so you could make an ignorant and baseless comment that would be sarcasm from anyone less pathetic.

  • da1nonlysage

    Funny that your taking my original reply to you so seriously after 7+ days.

    Obviously it was sarcasm too. Unless you think I truly believe Americans are that dumb. Looks like we were both wrong and I'll be the first of us to apologize for replying so rudely.

  • event

    You are not allowed to do that. Your interneting is confusing. I'm just going to pretend we kept replying nonsense to each other for like two more rounds.

  • Roronoa Zoro

    ....at least she had her hazards on?

    I remember a mini lost one of their wheels outside my house. The noise was deafening. It's unclear how a perfectly good tyre lost all it's bolts and flew off but it left a 10ft gouge in the road.

  • Bling Nye

    What happens when Jesus takes the wheel.

  • Especially when Jesus has been drinking his strong Mexican tequila!

  • J HWOATAMAZU

    The city should also fine her heavily for damaging public roads.

  • GeneralDisorder

    A friend of mine got a fine for allegedly doing a burnout at the end of his road. He definitely did at some point but not the alleged incident that he got fined for...

    And that's in the middle of rural bumblefuck where the nearest police force is a tiny state police barracks that serves the entire county.

  • D3Fd0ck

    if i was on the scene, i would of tried to take out the other front tire. It atleast would of ben a smoother ride on the front end...

  • *if (Capitalization) *i (Capitalization) was on the scene,*i (Capitalization) would *of (have) tried to take out the other front tire. It at*least (two words) would *of (have) *ben (been) a smoother ride on the front end...

    Grade: D-
    You can do better than this. See me after class.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I have one more thing to correct:

    *were

    Grade: F

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