This is a video of Devin Supertramp and his friends (whose jobs as far as I can tell are to constantly have a bitchin' time) using Jetovator water-powered bikes they modded into Star Wars landspeeders to have a rebels vs Stormtroopers battle on the River of Endor. Man, I wish I had cool friends that did cool things like this. My friends are all lame. You know what they do? "Don't exist?" Yeah....it still hurts to hear though.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to carey, who agrees you can only trust an Ewok as far as you can throw them, so the key is the spin around and hurl them like you're doing an Olympic hammer throw.