This is Super Bork World, a video of a white floofy dog barking the Super Mario World theme while navigating level 1-1. Thankfully, it's only thirty seconds, so I actually managed to watch the whole thing (a rarity for me, like a legendary drop in World Of Warcraft). I felt like it was just the right amount of stupid -- kind of like me. Just like my mom always says, "If he were any smarter, he'd be able to open doors."
Keep going for the video while I hear this dog barking the Super Mario World theme for the rest of the day.
Thanks to carey, who just taught me how to twist the top off a jar of peanut butter. Next stop: pull-tab cans.