Because the world ain't shit if it doesn't have a Star Wars version of everything, this is the $30 die-cast Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit available exclusively from ThinkGeek. Admittedly, as far as Star Wars merchandise goes, it's not the worst thing I've seen.
The Star Wars Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit comes equipped with four hex keys, two screwdrivers (one flat-head, one philipps), and an adjustable wrench built into the ship's helm. The hex keys store away nicely in the back underside of the ship which is sealed shut with the power of magnets. Screwdrivers tuck away in the sides, and the wrench is adjusted by a wheel located in the center of the Falcon.
Sure it might be a little awkward to grip, but that's the price you pay for a multi-tool that looks like the Millennium Falcon. The price you pay at my kissing booth? Five cents. Ten if you want me to wear lipstick and call you Mr. or Mrs. Johnson.
Thanks to DF, who agrees Star Trek doesn't get nearly the number of novelty products it deserves.