Man Plays Star Wars Imperial March On Plastic Coffee Stirrer

December 8, 2016

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This is a video of Russian man Deita Meira playing the Star Wars Imperial March on a plastic coffee stirrer. I know that's probably the most exhilarating thing you've ever read, but he actually does a surprisingly good job. Me? I only like those coffee stirrers that are actually little straws, that way I can use them to blow bubbles in my chocolate milk. "I told you to stop doing that." Mom! "Do you want dessert or not?" Depends, what is dessert? "There actually isn't any, you know the doctor told us we have to watch your weight." Great, now even my make-believe life sucks.

Keep going for the video while I tap out Free Bird on a little shellfish fork.

Thanks to Greg O, who agrees somewhere in Russia there's a coffee that's sad it never got stirred.

  • If this is real that is awesome. I don't know how he hits some of those notes that fast. Http://StarWarsMug.com

  • That wookie sure can play.

  • Drew McIntire

    Pretty sure this is fake. At around 0:32 he plays two different notes without moving the stick.

  • King POTUS

    No, he doesn't.

  • Drew McIntire

    Proved to be a fake. http://www.thepoke.co.uk/20...

  • King POTUS

    "Proved", huh? By some blog guy watching a video. Not hard enough evidence. Would never hold up in court.

  • Drew McIntire

    .

  • Andrew Newton
  • The_Wretched

    I like how he took a shot of vodka from a partial height solo cup before performing.

  • Meh

    And that fucker probably practiced for hours so he could show his little trick off. Not impressed.

  • King POTUS

    Why not?

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    gotta do something while on the toilet

  • The_Wretched

    Eat right and the toilet is not a place you spend time sitting around.

  • Doog

    To be clear you're saying that if you eat healthy that you won't spend a lot of time sitting in the bathroom, not that a proper diet prevents one from ever needing to relieve them self right? Or maybe that if you eat just the right diet that you'll never need to do it sitting down?

  • The_Wretched

    Um, yeah. The first one.

  • AceTheInhala

    I think what she's saying is that if you eat right, you don't have to wait for shit to exit. As if that's why I keep sitting there.

  • Spartacus

    I never understood those people that claim to spend ages having a poo.

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