Seen here defending his castle from make-believe dragons, this is a video of Dieter Michael Krone (possibly DK to his friends, or maybe Dieter or The Kroner) demonstrating his PFM A5 v2.0, a gun that can fold and launch up to 120 paper airplanes a minute (just not very good paper airplanes, mind you). You may recall Dieter from this 2014 post about his previous paper airplane gun, or you may not because that was not a significant event in your life. I mean, it's not like you had his baby or anything. Wait -- you didn't have his baby, right? THAT'S MY MAN.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to hairless, who can't fold a paper airplane for shit but can make a mean paper ninja star.