Earring That Looks Like A Giant Rhinoceros Beetle Crawling Through Your Ear

December 7, 2016

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This is the $47 Japanese Rhinoceros Beetle Earring available from the Japan Trend Shop. Be warned though: $47 only gets you one, so it'll cost you $94 for two, not that you were ever going to buy one in the first place. Besides, for $47 I expected it to be made out of a real rhino beetle and not plastic. Nothing that small and made out of plastic should cost $47. That's ridiculous. You know what I want? Earrings that look like fish hooks with bait on them like worms or minnows. Has anybody made those yet? You think there's a market for them? I love fishing. Just like the bumper sticker on my truck says, 'I'D RATHER BE FISHING'. Just kidding I don't even have any bumper stickers, just six pairs of truck nuts.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees the coolest earrings are the ones that have a chain that goes around the back of your neck and connect your two years like one of those straps that keeps your sunglasses from falling off. Those exist, right?

  • Megatron Jenkins

    May 28, 2017, 949pm, and NOBODY has commented on this?!??! I find that stranger than odd Japanese earrings

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