Beaver Spotted In Dollar Store Eying Fake Christmas Trees

December 5, 2016

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These are a couple shots of a beaver that was spotted in a Charlotte Hall, Maryland dollar store eyeing fake Christmas trees. Presumably because his wife told him she wanted a Christmas tree this year and he was too busy to go gnaw one down himself. Hey, it happens, the holidays are crazy for everyone. "Even for beavers?" ESPECIALLY for beavers.

Keep going for a couple more shots including a closeup of the little devil.

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Thanks to Cyndi, who I'm going into business with to only sell Christmas trees that have been felled by beavers. We're going to make a fortune off rich people.

  • Phonster

    I'm pretty sure it's a fake.... look at the beaver, he is always standing on his 2 legs, always the same position...neither shot on 4 legs... the tail seems to be in the exact same position on photo 1 and 2
    video, or it has never exist for me

  • GeneralDisorder

    It does seem highly improbable that a live beaver would have gotten past doors and waddled it's hilarious ass all the way into the store that far.

  • Beavers were made for wood, and wood was made for beavers.

    Ladies.

  • JimmyJam

    Dam nature, you scary.

  • James Mcelroy

    Oh...leave it to beavers.

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