Woman Leaves Faceprint Of Makeup Covered Face On Seat After Minor Car Accident

November 30, 2016

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This is a shot of the faceprint that Twitter user hellocojo left on the headrest of the front seat after a recent minor car accident. Wait -- was she wearing teeth makeup? Maybe that's just a reflection. Or maybe I just invented teeth makeup. Hello, L'Oréal? Let's talk numbers.

'I'm mad as hell lmao. All this Becca and Makeup Forever just wasted,' she responded, but she had no problem looking at the bright side.


'I'm just glad that's the worst of it,' she noted.

She went on to joke that her 'setting spray ain't stand a chance [sic].'

Man, there is so much I have to learn about makeup. It's just so intimidating, you know? Like I've been to the store with girlfriends before and it seems like even they don't know what they're doing. We come looking for one thing and leave with three others, two of which we have to return later because they're the wrong shade. You know what I'm talking about.

Keep going for a shot of the damage to the car and a closeup of the faceprint.

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Thanks to my buddy Rev Dr Dom, who can deliver a sermon, deliver a baby, and deliver face-melting guitar%2

  • GeneralDisorder

    Clearly she was wearing her seatbelt.

  • Deksam

    Turn down the fake teeth makeup and turn up some guy gets lucky...

    http://i.imgur.com/D1azL.jpg

  • Mike Freeman

    This is fake. No doubt. Look how perfect the shot is setup with the two truck in the background. Also, the teeth wouldn't have anything on them. Fake.

  • Throb Gobblin

    No one's face is that large.

  • Wonfis

    It possibly is when splatted at high speed against a headrest.

  • The_Wretched

    Do faces get bigger when parachuting too?

  • Meh

    Ghostly hags tend to leave signs of their entire being. I take that as proof her teeth manifested some ghostly ooze on the headrest.

  • FAKE. No one wears makeup on their teeth, dude got greedy.

  • Jenness

    I'm disappointed there is not a picture of her so we can do a comparison

  • Guesticle

    this is awesome. she should leave it up as a conversation piece

  • Guesticle

    that looks like an entire new face painted on with nothing at all to do with the original, what's the point by then

  • D3Fd0ck

    look at them wrinkles

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    the headrest of Turin!

  • Meh

    1. maybe Turina? (sounds more feminine)
    2. I can see you like American Dad.

    --> You have class. Kudos.

  • TheDR

    This is why you don't go out for drinks with the Joker.

  • Guesticle
  • Andrew Newton

    Looks like she was wearing makeup on her teeth....

  • Guesticle

    when you've got that much caked on it's hard to keep it out of places

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