Woman In China Gets Her 20 Boyfriends To Each Buy Her An iPhone 7, Sells Them All For Down Payment On House

November 1, 2016

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A Chinese woman recently got each of her twenty boyfriends to buy her an iPhone 7, then turned around and sold them all to buy a house. Wow. I don't even have three friends and this lady has twenty boyfriends. No word if she's a sociopath, but I have my suspicions.

The BBC reports that it's a tough buyer's market for houses in China, making Xiaoli's accomplishment a source of pride for people who know her. Xiaoli "is not from a wealthy family. Her mum is a housewife and her dad is a migrant worker, and she is the oldest daughter. Her parents are getting old and she might be under a lot pressure hoping to buy them a house... But it's still unbelievable that she could use this method!"

Wait, so were these like online boyfriends or what? Because having twenty real-life boyfriends sounds like a lot. You're definitely going to call one of them by the wrong name eventually. And then what? "Replace him with another one." Ice cold!

Thanks to Alyssa, who agrees having enough boyfriends to build a house out of iPhones is really where it's at.

  • Caustic Vapors

    No, no, no! You get one boyfriend to buy house, one for car, and so on! ;-) 20! Are we sure there's not a translation error and it's just a bunch of dudes named "john"?

  • R Hartness

    But... but... but... why didn't she just ask for the money?! Cut out the middle-step and just go for the cash!

  • Draco Basileus

    You might say, she was an 'iPhony' ("YEAHHHHH!!!!)

  • Jai Mico

    Gold Digging 2.0

  • AtomicMountain

    This is EXACTLY how strip clubs work!!!

  • Meh

    Well at least now people can vouch for her dedication. That's pretty hardcore.

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