Wearable Star Wars Character Sleeping Bags

November 23, 2016

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Perfect for camping outside the theater the night before Rogue One's release (people still do that, right?) these are the $109 wearable Star Wars character sleeping bags available from Selk'Bag (also available in children's sizes, $89). They come in Chewbacca, Buzz Lightyear, Radiation Suit and Darth Vader varieties and are rated to 40°F. Me? I'm rated at 98.6°F. "What does that even mean?" No clue, I just repeat whatever my doctor tells me. You're gonna die if you don't-- "Don't what?" I don't know, I couldn't hear him over the sound of me chewing all the pills I found in an unlocked cabinet.

Thanks to Dougie, who plans to live in one of these until it disintegrates or catches fire, whichever comes first.

  • kodama

    40°F? My normal clothes are rated to 40°. You don't need a sleeping bag if it's only 40°. I want something at least as good as tauntaun guts.

  • Is it really a sleeping "bag" if it's a suit?

  • Banach007

    "Chewbacca, Buzz Lightyear, Radiation Suit and Darth Vader varieties" may be the funniest thing I've ever read in a post about a product on geekologie.

  • D3Fd0ck

    BUT But but.....

    buzz Lightyear is the best character in starwars!!!!!

  • Draco Basileus

    Don't these savages know any bounds when it comes to my desire to consume nonsensical Star Wars memorabilia?!?! Have mercy!

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