This Is Why I'm Fat: A Hot Glue Gun For Cheese

November 30, 2016

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Meet the Fondoodler (a combination of fondue, a melted cheese dip, and doodler, a penis), a $25 electric hot glue style gun for use with cheese. It can melt string, shredded, block and sliced cheese and extrude it from the heated tip for drawing, decorating, or being the cement that holds your cracker castle together. Alternatively, just squirt it straight into your mouth like a can of warm spray cheese. I can't even believe they're trying to pretend like that's not what this is for. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Hot cheese body shots?" *winks, takes off shirt to reveal bear costume*

Keep going for several more shots and a video of somebody showing off their alphabet writing skills on Ritz crackers.

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Thanks to lizzy, who agrees cheese should actually form the base of the food pyramid. Makes sense to me.

  • Cover me in cheese please!

  • Damon Sherman

    only matter of time til someone hooks this up to a 3D printer. Maannn, a leaning tower of Cheeza.

  • TheQiwiMan

    This is pretty dam brilliant.

    Who gunna buy me dis fo Crimmis???

  • Roronoa Zoro

    I'm not a cheese person, but the fact that you can put in any cheese is a bonus. Usually things like this is "Only use cheese designated for this gun. Do not attempt to use anything else or you could damage it."

  • Jenness

    I predict a lot of scalded mouths because in the video it takes nothing to turn that cheese slice into cheese goo

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