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This is the world map of countries' tourism slogans, compiled by the folks at FamilyBreakFinder. Most of them are pretty awful, presumably because a lot of countries don't hire their best and brightest thinkers to come up with tourism slogans. Also: Denmark is using 'The Happiest Place On Earth'? Sure the country has been named the happiest place to live in three out of four of the United Nation's World Happiness Report since 2012, but if I were Disney I would sue. As a matter of fact, I might just sue on Disney's behalf. Denmark: I'm suing you. "What do you want?" To be named king and $200-million. "Not a chance." I'll settle for a blue tin of those delicious little butter cookies you make.
Thanks to DavidDavid, who agrees every single country in the world's tourism slogan should be 'See It Before It's All Gone.'