Soviet Star Building Topper Vandalized Into Patrick From SpongeBob SquarePants

November 14, 2016

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These are several shots of a Soviet star building topper in Voronezh, Russia that somebody vandalized into SpongeBob SquarePants' best friend, Patrick. How the hell did they get up there? Did they climb it Assassin's Creed style? Did they dive into a haystack afterwards? That's risky behavior. Like having sex with a stranger-- "Without a condom?" Well yes that too but I was going to say who's at risk for a heart attack.

Keep going for several more shots.

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Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees Patrick should return to Bikini Bottom as soon as he can so he doesn't freeze this winter.

  • Shuagh

    "Is this the People's Republic?"
    "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"

  • Homestar

    My money is on a drone. Lines aren't very steady.

  • D3Fd0ck

    this is badass.

    not only is it funny because of patrick was perfect fit, but the fact the artist had the balls to climb the shit and paint it all while trying to hide from being seen :P

  • GeneralDisorder

    Tagging is a hell of a drug.

  • Doog

    In Soviet Russia, Patrick stars you!

  • Meh

    Literally any other franchise would've been acceptable. This just screams of ignorance.

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