So, We've Come To This: A New 'Modern' Nativity

November 28, 2016

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Because the world is rapidly coming to an end, this is the Modern Nativity (aka the Hipster Nativity). It features a manger (which should be a moped filled garage) with Joseph and Mary taking a selfie with baby Jesus, three questionably wise men on Segways bearing Amazon Prime gifts, and a shepherd presumably managing his livestock on an iPad. The full set costs $130 but there's a limit of three per customer so if you were thinking of spending more than $390 on hipster nativities this year you're shit out of luck. Or you could, I dunno, use a different credit card. You know I participated in a live nativity one Christmas when I was in middle school. I was a wise man. It was cold that night but I didn't care because I was so overwhelmed with the spirit of Christmas there was a live donkey and I'd never been so close to a donkey before and was super stoked about it.

Keep going for closeups of all the pieces.

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Thanks to Jenness, who agrees it's only a matter of time until there's a robot nativity. I mean, if there isn't one already. *Googles* Well of course. Also an AT-AT isn't a robot, what the hell?

  • J HWOATAMAZU

    Hippies ruin everything.

  • Meh

    I'd say its on par with how retarded the old one was.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Zachary

    Fuck everything.

  • TheQiwiMan

    CAUTION: This is unsound advice. Learn from my fail.

    ..buncha prudes....

  • Jenness

    Pretty sure if you buy this and put this in your house an angel dies.

  • Bling Nye

    People sometimes ask me why I don't celebrate Christmas. I'll throw this one on the pile of reasons that I point to when asked.

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