This is a short video captured by Victor Starenky's Nest home camera system of his Roomba, which happens to have a plastic bag over its sensors, taking a couple laps of the foyer before throwing itself down a small flight of stairs. No word if this was a case of attempted murder or suicide, but it can't be easy knowing you don't have anything to look forward to in life but sucking. Trust me.
Keep going for the video while I set up a Go Fund Me page to syphon donations from robot sympathizers. Bonus curious cat at the end of the video.
Thanks to Simon, who purposefully sets up American Gladiator Eliminator style obstacle courses for his Roomba because why not.