Robot Solves Rubik's Cube In 0.637 Seconds, Sets New Record

November 15, 2016

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Because robots are constantly trying to prove their superiority over humans, this is a video of a robot solving a Rubik's cube in 0.637 seconds. For reference, that's the same time it takes me to make a terrible first impression on a date. Why the hell did you try to hug her with a booger on your hand? You know she saw you with your finger in your nose when she walked in, you should have just run to the bathroom and given yourself a bloody nose and blamed it on dry weather. Oh my God your zipper's down too! Okay, okay -- try to stay calm, we can recover from this. Plan B: excuse yourself to the restroom, go into a stall, get on your knees, lift the toilet seat, THEN BEAT YOURSELF IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT UNTIL YOU PASS OUT IN THE BOWL AND DROWN.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Dave D S, who could have easily beat that robot with a hammer.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Is anyone else out there worried that your job will be replaced by robots? If you aren't you fucking should be!

    There's already robotic musicians, robotic writers, robotic illustrators, robotic janitors, robotic cashiers, etc, etc.

    If you think a job can't be automated you're wrong. I work tech support and my job is to figure out what drivel the idiot customer is asking and use smart drivel to tell them how fix whatever they fucked up. That job will some day be replaced by robots.

    If you only fear physical robots you are in for a rude awakening!

  • Draco Basileus

    Nah, we're good. We can just nuke the crap out of the surface to block the sun and their source of energy, while we live underground and party it up. https://youtu.be/5J-aObhn_-8

  • GeneralDisorder

    Somehow that doesn't really sound like a good plan. The best thing we can do is never work toward "General AI". And also "limit robotic capability". Or... limit robotic acceptance.

  • Jon

    I make the robots. Figure I am safe longer than most.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Do us all a favor and don't make any robot making robots.

  • Jon
  • The_Wretched

    And then don't link them to a central control computer that's in orbit.

  • GeneralDisorder

    GPS satellites will kill us all!

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