This is a video of a nearly 10-foot, 573-pound firework exploding above Zurrieq, Malta. That...is one hell of a firework. What I wouldn't have given to ride that thing into the night sky. "It would have killed you." Would it have -- or would it have made me stronger? "It would have killed you." You sure about that? "Bits and pieces of you flying everywhere, the revelry below turning to horror as people realize what just landed in their drinks." Okay, okay, I get it. You didn't have to paint a picture, jeez.
Keep going for the clip (skip to 1:35 to just see this firework but the rest are good too), as well as another video captured from a helicopter.
Thanks to Thomas W, who sent his tip via bottle rocket. Just kidding, it was an email.