My God: Gigantic Huntsman Spider Captured In Australia

November 3, 2016

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These are a couple shots of what is allegedly one of the largest hunstman spiders ever seen, spotted at Barnyard Betty's Animal Rescue in Brisbane Valley, Queensland. I just emailed the pictures to everyone I know who's afraid of spiders with the subject title '2016 ELECTION JOKES LOL'. Maybe that's why I don't have a lot of friends. Or maybe it's because nobody wants to be the ugly half of a duo at the bar. I can't help it if I'm conventionally attractive. I also included a picture of the car that a man drove into Lake Cathie in New South Wales on Tuesday after a huntsman climbed into his lap while driving and he panicked and slammed on the gas. Hey, I would have done the same thing. The only difference is I would have done it on purpose because I didn't want to live anymore after that.

Keep going for one more shot and the car in the lake.

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Thanks to Mikey and ClosetNerd, who agree the coolest spiders aren't spiders at all, they're ladybugs and they grant wishes.

  • Tigerh8r

    I'm not sure those pics are to scale but still cool!

  • And I used to want to visit Australia as a kid...

  • GeneralDisorder

    I had to read twice why there was a car underwater. I still only barely get it. I think I might have brain damage.

  • Dingus

    a spider crawled fell on him and he didn't have a lighter so he decided to drown it rather than set it on fire

  • GeneralDisorder

    What a dingus... Oh. Sorry.

  • Dingus

    I see what you did there

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    when a bug or the like has a noticeable weight to it, it deserves to be wiped off the face of the planet just like Icarus

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