Seen here photobombing a still life is Monkey, a black cat with unusually large fangs (previously: Loki the scowling vampire cat). Those teeth are no joke. Imagine those things sinking into the skin between your thumb and index finger. Now imagine me slipping a diamond onto your left ring finger...then immediately slipping it back off and running because holy shit that cat turned you into a vampire! Jesus, and I was just about to ask you to marry me, what the hell was I thinking?! Warlocks can't marry vampires.
Keep going for more shots including Monkey trying to suck the blood from a leaf.
Thanks to Tam, who agrees that cat could make a pretty penny acting in a Dracula themed cat food commercial next Halloween.