Monkey, A Black Cat With Gigantic Vampire Fangs

November 14, 2016


Seen here photobombing a still life is Monkey, a black cat with unusually large fangs (previously: Loki the scowling vampire cat). Those teeth are no joke. Imagine those things sinking into the skin between your thumb and index finger. Now imagine me slipping a diamond onto your left ring finger...then immediately slipping it back off and running because holy shit that cat turned you into a vampire! Jesus, and I was just about to ask you to marry me, what the hell was I thinking?! Warlocks can't marry vampires.

Keep going for more shots including Monkey trying to suck the blood from a leaf.








Thanks to Tam, who agrees that cat could make a pretty penny acting in a Dracula themed cat food commercial next Halloween.

  • Damon Sherman

    That cat looks like the Gmork from the Never ending story.

  • Deksam

    Holy Monkey!

    A mouth opened shot would have been good.

    I would have called him Saber, of course.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I bet Monkey was named before the teeth were apparent.

  • D3Fd0ck

    i want this cat

  • da1nonlysage

    Lord Beerus!!

  • Ollie Williams

    Jesus christ.

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