Matt Stonie Eats 3-Pound, 4,000 Calorie Gummi Worm In Eight Minutes

November 22, 2016

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Because this is the season of overeating, this is a video of competitive eater Matt Stonie devouring a 3-pound, 4,000 calorie gummi worm in under eight minutes. It's basically just pure sugar. My favorite candy version of pure sugar? Fun Dip (aka Lik-M-Aid). Remember those things? I used to love those things. I loved them so much that when my teeth started to fall out I began replacing them with pieces of the sugar stick you use to dip into the powder. My dentist never knew the difference! Mostly because my dentist was the family dog and didn't care about anything except whether my breath smelled like meatballs.

Keep going for the video while I train for Thanksgiving with a quick trip to my three favorite drive-thrus.

Thanks to CH, who agrees the key to eating gummi things as quick as possible is melting them and drinking the soup.

  • GeneralDisorder

    First off... whoever developed this Gummi Worm didn't get the memo that Gummi Worms are gross. Second... I can't watch this without thinking dildos.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    he should have butt-chugged it

  • scott19

    Gummi worms and rings are the closest thing we had to a traditional family favorite meal. I think my mom could take down an 8 lb bag of the small ones, leisurely, in 20 minutes. She could probably take on this challenge and beat Stonie, as long as the medium is gummi.

  • Meh

    What a nut!

  • The_Wretched

    That would be an interesting tree.

  • dougfunnay

    no
    that is a gummy worm
    perhaps the size has caused confusion

  • Jenness

    That's not how you make those things disappear. I have viewed the internet and there are chicks that can swallow this and blow smoke rings at the same time. And at no point is their mouth involved.

  • da1nonlysage

    Link or it didn't happen

  • Kaizer Chief

    I always wonder if a guy like this will go stick his finger down his throat after one of these challenges, or what? Surely you don't want to digest all that?

  • TheQiwiMan

    I refuse to believe this is a man, and not a swarm of locusts wearing a man-suit.

  • Ollie Williams

    This is how you get the diabeetus.

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