Man Forgets To Use Parking Brake During Pee Break, Has To Chase Car Benny Hill Style

November 4, 2016

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This is a video (I think from Russia) of a guy who doesn't engage his parking brake during a snowy pee break and winds up having to chase after his car Benny Hill style (music included). He manages to catch up with it, but only long enough to grab some piece of the bumper like he's the Incredible Hulk and that's actually going to stop the car. Eventually the car does come to a stop though, but only after rolling upside down. Woopsie. Why'd he wander so far away from his car to pee in the first place? If it's all snowy out and you need to pee you should stop and open the door and pee right there. Plus the door will help cut the wind and prevent Jack Frost from nipping at your penis. You don't want him taking a bite out of that thing.

Keep going for the video while I make some hot cocoa.

Thanks to Jeremy, who informed me his wife likes to drive for long distances with the parking brake on. I'm sure she's glad you decided to share that.

  • MWinter

    There was a drive-thru coffee shop by one of my old apartments. I got to flirting with the Barista at the drive-thru window and let my car idle so long it ran out of gas. Out of annoyance, and embarrassment, I got out of the car like looking at it would fix the situation and forgot it was still in drive. And then I also got to do the Benny Hill Chase through the coffee shop parking lot. I managed to jump into the car and hit the brakes just before it rolled into traffic. I did not get a date with the barista.

  • Caustic Vapors

    Oops. Ha, ha!

  • GeneralDisorder

    This reminds me of the song Black Bear Road by CW McCall (that's the guy who did Convoy).

    "Doggone-it, Roy Gene! How many times do I have to 'splain it to you?
    When I tell you to put a rock under the wheel, I mean rock! Now look at
    that, what you have there is no bigger'n a grapefruit."

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Legends say that man is still running after his car to this day.

    On quiet nights they say you can hear the angry Russian epithets floating gently on the breeze.

  • jrose

    Love the moment at :30 where he just throws his hands down like "Oh, phooey."

  • DeksamTorrac

    E-brakes are required on Benny's hill.
    I was rooting for that guy, but it was not meant to be.

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