Company Plans To Build A 'Jurassic Park Style Attraction' Featuring These New Dinosaur Suits

November 14, 2016

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A Japanese company has just created a line of large, lightweight dinosaur costumes and wants to open a Jurassic Park style attraction called Dino-A-Live (presumably like Walking With Dinosaurs?) filled with the beasts. The new suits are made of carbon fiber and foam and a 26-foot long t-rex weighs around 84-pounds, light enough for a single operator to control inside. No word how many varieties of dinosaurs they're creating, but I have every intention of-- "Boning them all." I didn't say that. "But you were thinking it." What, do you live in my brain now? "Sure do." Awesome, search for the memory of where I left my car keys. "Found it." Okay, now watch it and tell me where they are. "They're....in your ass." Ahahahahhaha, you watched it!

Keep going for a video of the dinos in action.

Thanks to Jody, hairless and Lasklak, who promised to take me for my next birthday. YES!

  • Hazakabammer

    Amazing. They get all that detail, but they have plastic eyes. Meanwhile, some dude puts eyes that move randomly into a fucking pumpkin in 2017.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That was extremely cute. I would love to have a pet bear. Or a bear sized cat.

  • Meh

    Japanse shit always +1.

  • The_Wretched

    Misspelling Japanese +1.

  • Meh

    Ok that's it. I'm going to go and commit seppuku at the devil (coincidentally its correct in Dutch;).

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