Guy Takes Girlfriend Go-Karting, She's A Natural

November 29, 2016

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This is a short video from the helmet-cam of a guy who brought his girlfriend go-karting for the first time. I'm not sure if she learned everything she knows about driving from Mario Kart or what, but she's a natural. That pass on the inside was incredible. What do you say you and I go karting sometime? That would be fun, right? Maybe find a place that also has batting cages and an arcade and make a whole day of it. Maybe even, oh I don't know, play a round or two of mini golf?! I always hit my ball in the water. "Stop aiming for it." I can't help it, it's a compulsion. "Why are you pulling your hair out?" That is too. I'm fragile, like a pyramid of champagne glasses that are part a Christmas display at Crate & Barrel. *shrug* My mom took me to Crate & Barrel with her yesterday, I write what I know. "You broke all of them?" I broke most of them.

Keep going for the video.

  • NAILED IT.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    holy cow, GW. you got me good. that made me laugh out loud.

    also, do they not require seatbelts? cause she came out of the cart

  • Some... got me good!

    And no, the carts have deep bucket seats and are so wide they can't really tip or flip. They have helmets required but I've never seen anyone get even close to being ejected... but I guess I've never seen someone floor it flat out to top speed flat into a wall. Seemed like she was still fine though.

  • Jenness

    In Soviet Russia, go cart is not a toy but deadly game like Russian Roulette .

  • Douchy McDouche

    That's not Russia but thanks for the shitty outdated joke.

  • Wiley

    Regardless, that's not exactly the overused format.
    "In soveit Russia, chair sits on you." Etc.

  • Jenness
  • GeneralDisorder

    Go Kart roulette is a new sport.

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