Finally, Earbuds That Make You Look Like You Have Elf Ears

November 18, 2016

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These are the elf ear headphones available from Taobao. They cost around $14, use a standard 3.5mm audio jack, and make it look like you have elf ears. And you know how I feel about elf ears. "You love them." I really do. "What about a boxer's cauliflower ears?" Jesus, can't you see I'm eating? "No." Oh...right. Well I'm eating. "When are you going to be done?" Listen: when it comes to you saying something nasty, just assume I'm never not eating. *grabs a handful of Funyuns from the bowl I made with the bottom of my shirt* That's pretty accurate anyways.

Keep going for several more shots including what they look like not in ears.

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Thanks to Tabitha, who wears elf ear earbuds and listens to songs from The Legend Of Zelda series because it's the right thing to do.

  • TK

    If you're short , have a big head , and a big nose, you gonna look like a troll and not an elf. Last time I checked, not all humans are tall, skinny, and pale white.

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    http://www.meetidea.com/ele...

  • Cheese

    Perfect for looking like a twat as you mince down the street.

  • Cheese
  • James Mcelroy

    :)

  • Jenness

    These will set out if you sell them at a comic con despite how silly it is - they need more animals too for the furries

  • Cheese

    They need more bullets for the furries.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This is really disturbing. And yet I think I can fap to these promo pictures.

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  • D3Fd0ck

    more like hairless cat ears.....

    cool concept, bad execution.

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