Creepy Lifelike Avatar Babies Made From Silicone

November 4, 2016

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These are the realistic avatar babies made by Spain-based realistic baby maker Babyclon. They're made entirely from silicone, cost $2,000 apiece, and are super creepy. I included a video of somebody playing with them in case you weren't sure. Honestly, I don't even know where to begin, so I guess I'll start at the very beginning. You see, when one Na'vi loves another one very much... "Go on." I can't, that's actually all I know about babies, my parents said I'm not ready for the talk yet.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Julie Ann, who informed me Pet Rocks are actually all Golem babies taken from their parents and sold to the pet trade.

  • MaidoMaido

    Damn them lil' dudes hung like a horse

  • MostlyPonies

    ☆/☆☆☆☆☆
    Weirdest fleshlight ever. Would not buy again.

  • Sandy Dmyterko

    All that effort to make them real and they give them four fingers and a thumb instead of three fingers and a thumb. Oops.

  • They should have used one of these in the infamous baby doll scene in American Sniper. Looks more like a real baby than the 99-cent store doll they used.

  • That's just... no.

  • David Bass

    What a waste of Silicone where it could be used to masturbate...and I ain't masturbating to triple Avatar babies no thank you.

  • *again

  • Jenness

    This was on my FB feed and what's amazing too are the human babies they do as well, true to real life scale and some with open eyes that look real. The other human babies sell for $1200 and they also sell kits so you can make your own.

  • Bling Nye

    There was a story recently about a cop that smashed a window to save an infant left in a car seat on a hot day... turned out to be one of those hyper-realistic silicone babies. The "mother" had some sad story about not being able to conceive or having a miscarriage or something and toting around the fake baby was her way of dealing with it. She didn't bring it into the store, because people would think she was weird, etc.. Can't blame the cop at all for the mistake, he said he'd 100% do it again if the thought it was a real child, and the police department paid for the window replacement.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's incredibly sad. My ex wife went baby crazy and had something like 7 to 14 miscarriages in one year. Then we said "fuck this shit" and got a puppy. The puppy found and tore open a pregnancy test and rather than throw it away she said "what the hell, I'm gonna have to toss it either way". It said pregnant. Now i have two dogs and two kids. FML.

    Thankfully DNA tests exist and I could contest the third baby. 0% probability! Never been so happy to excluded.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Why are there pee pees and girl pee pees when these aliens breed through their hippy pony tails?

  • Bling Nye

    You can say penis and vagina. The braids as I recall from the movie, were for neural connections, not the transfer of semen to fertilize eggs. The braids could be connected so they could then be "as one" during copulation, not just in body but also in mind/spirit. Which then also makes the same neural connection with their steeds a bit... weird.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    so the pee pees and girl pee pees were still there?

  • Andrew

    That shit was never in the movie.

    What was in the movie was "Don't play with that, you will go blind" which was a reference to playing with ones pee pee.

    This shit is just weird....

  • Meh

    This is quite sick in the head.

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