But Why?: A Gigantic, 1-Foot Diameter Sushi Roll

November 22, 2016

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This is the gigantic sushi roll prepared by the chefs at the Sushi Chef Institute in Torrence, California. It measures about a foot in diameter and required a samurai sword to cut. I bet that was so flavorful. Where's a competitive eater when you need one? I bet Matt Stonie could have laid waste to that thing. Or puked trying. Me? I'm good for about twenty regular sized sushi roll pieces before I start feeling ooky. I dunno, sometimes raw fish and I don't get along that great. "You buttchugged four bottles of sake and a miso soup." Everybody's got their sushi rituals.

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Thanks to Davey, who prefers his sushi rolls much smaller and with way more wasabi.

  • Tony Milano

    shame for the Japanese that was there

  • GeneralDisorder

    Someone get Matt Stonie on the line. He can horf that down.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Maybe eating the entire thing, you won't be hungry again half an hour later?

  • Frédéric Purenne

    WTF??? Noooo, they were supposed to cut it the other way and get a single slice.

    Well since they screwed that up big time, I might aswell be my usual pedant and go on with everything that is wrong with this sushi roll :
    - they layered the rice unevenly (even if you consider letting gaps for the nori to stick together
    - the rice layer is way too thick
    - the meat and ingredients are haphazardly put on the rice and more than half the time do not reach both end of the nori which creates lumps along the way
    - they used long grain rice instead of the smaller grain
    - the finished products looks like one of my 5 yo niece's drawing

    How does such a poor products come from an friggin' institute? WTH?

  • Ginger

    I know right! It's not even tight, and they didn't even leave some parts of the seaweed free so it'll stay together, like, WOW

  • The_Wretched

    I fully agree with you but would probably still eat.

  • TheQiwiMan

    ..weirdest boner right now...

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    Jiro Fever-Dreams of Sushi

  • IkedaT

    That's dumb. Half of Sushi rolling is the look/feel. That looks like someone took a dump in a sleeping bag then rolled it up.

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