A Cinnamon Roll That Looks Like A Sad E.T.

November 18, 2016


This is the cinnamon roll that Redditor cheftip1221 noticed looks remarkably like an anguished E.T. And I would have to agree with him, that's a sad, unevenly glazed E.T. if I've ever seen one. No word if he intends to sell the roll on eBay like a Virgin Mary Cheeto, but he'd be foolish not to. Somebody out there is probably willing to pay good money for this. You know I used to eat those prepackaged cinnamon rolls all the time. Now I can only have one on my weekly cheat day because I'm trying to work out and eat healthier. "How's that working out for you?" I had four candy bars for breakfast. "Wow." Two were king size.

Keep going for one more shot of the roll superimposed on E.T.'s body in case you weren't convinced.


Thanks to Adrien, who's got me thinking about Cinnabon for lunch now. What? They're only 880 calories apiece (I get a six-pack).

  • Bryan Brunnemeyer

    Not a cinnamon roll. Looks more like a caramel roll or a honey bun.

  • iofo61

    I would do unspeakable things to that cinnamon roll.

  • Kane Harrison

    Bukkake ET.

  • More like E.T. halfway through Alien Autopsy.

  • Wiley

    Fell asleep pressed against the space ship window with a runny nose. Nasty

    If this doesn't get sold on eBay for double what toast Jesus brought... I will be very disappointed.

  • Talon184

    He really has a glazed expression...

  • scientician

    Or a porn cinnamon roll that just took a facial.

  • MustacheHam

    My first thought included E.T. being knocked out from one too many brewskies.

    Your comment also works well with this.

  • Bling Nye

    Now I'm thinking it's a combo of the two.

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