82-Year Old Finds His Missing Wedding Ring With A Carrot Growing Through It

November 10, 2016

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This are a couple shots of an 82-year old German man's wedding band (presumably 14-carrot LOLOL), which he lost years ago while gardening. As you can see, a carrot found it for him. Or is that his finger? Because he might want to get that ring resized if it is. You know I used to always wear a mood ring but I got my fingers crushed in a bar fight (I still won) and they swelled up so bad the mood ring got stuck on and the doctor said it would probably lead to an infection so I did the sensible thing and had a good friend chop the whole finger off with garden shears. To this day he still says it's one of the most exciting things he's ever done.

Keep going for one more shot.

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Thanks to Lydia, who agrees mood toe rings bought on vacation at the beach are really where it's at.

  • Jinkies!

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    in the eyes of God, he can now stick that carrot up his ass and consummate his marriage to it

  • That is so awesome! :-D

  • D3Fd0ck

    ''82-year old German man's wedding band which he lost years ago while gardening. ''

    82 and still gardening. Germans kickin ass at his age

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