Would Not Mess With: Photographer Captures Hawk Walking Like Human

October 4, 2016

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This is a photo of a hawk captured by wildlife enthusiast Clint Walker while visiting Giant's Castle in Kwa Zulu Natal, South Africa. It looks like it's walking like a human. Or maybe humans walk like hawks. Me? I walk like an Egyptian. One of the slaves that built the pyramids and has a hunchback. I used to be tall enough to ride roller coasters, not anymore.

Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees it would be awesome to have a badass hawk friend to hang out with at the park and steal kids' balloons.

  • J Skim

    Falco's looking good these days! I bet Slippy's still a little turd.

  • Jenness

    Let the meme wars begin

    My caption "Fuck, I know I dropped my keys here somewhere"

    or just animate this so that a sword or jedi lightsaber appears from behind his back and this is his "You are going to pay for hurting my friend, Colonel Sanders!"

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