The Wait Is Over: Dog Leotards Exist Now

October 20, 2016

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These are a bunch of dogs modeling Shed Defender dog leotards. The breathable outfits were designed to be worn by pets for short intervals when shedding is of particular concern (ie riding in the car, allergic frenemy coming over to case your new apartment so they can gossip about how crappy it is behind your back). They're available in seven colors, sizes mini - XXL, and cost $45 - $60. Obviously, I want a human one to match so my dog and I can be twinsies on Christmas morning. My parents are going to love that! Or, you know, hate we've been crashing on their couch for fifteen months. What do you mean ''getting to stay here" is my present?! We want toys!

Keep going for a bunch more shots and a video of a guy demonstrating how to put on and take off a Shed Defender like you've never played dress-up with your dog before.

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  • "You cut off my balls, but this is too far man. Just fucking kill me dude" -Dog in video, probably

  • SisterMaryPollyEsther

    I am visualizing several dogs in leotards doing the Single Ladies dance:
    If you like it then you shoulda put a tag on it
    If you like it then you shoulda put a tag on it
    Don't be mad when I am bad an' I won't beg or sit
    If you like it then you shoulda put a tag on it
    woof woof woof - woof woof woof woof - woof woof - woof woof woof...

  • Meh

    I maintain this is animal cruelty, knowing humans don't like straight jackets, how can anyone consciously sell this for dogs.

  • Jenness

    This makes dogs look like evil minions I think - like they should be carried ala Dr. Evil. Though I do like the idea of having a no shed car trip with my monster dog. However, after watching the dude put it on the large dog - who stood totally still I can guarantee that would not be how that would go down in my house.

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