Seen here undressing me with his eyes (I'm already down to just socks and sneakers) this is a video from the Paranormal Guitar Channel of a guy playing different heavy metal songs on his guitar but with no distortion like the originals. Some of it still sounds KINDA heavy, but for the most part its all feathers. Who knew distortion was such a vital part of heavy metal? "Everybody." Correction : everybody but me. I'm what my parents like to refer to as 'the dimmest light in the house'. "Plus a mistake." Mom! "At least we meant to have your sister." Dad!
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Ansong, who wants to hear what every new pop song sounds like without autotune. Me? I just want to hear what a giant f*cking meteor smacking earth sounds like.