Shiny Legs: The Internet's Latest 'Is The Dress Blue Or Gold?'

October 27, 2016

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This is a picture of some lady's legs. They look like they're super shiny right? They almost look plastic. That's until SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: Somebody tells you it's just paint. Then they're just legs with white paint accents to make them appear shiny. Oh, and once you know it's paint you can't make them look shiny again. That bird has flown. Personally, when I first looked at the picture I didn't see shiny legs OR painted legs, just somebody with absolutely zero calves. Can you only walk backwards?

Thanks to Sarah and Luc, who have always dreamed of having Barbie legs. Really? My sister has a ton of them, I only take the heads.

  • skeptic

    It lacks a Brazzers logo at the corner.

  • Brock

    No, looks like she just finished shaving her legs, and has come shave creme left behind.

  • Kitty

    If you scroll past the picture, you can make the shiny return for an instant!

  • Pawtato

    I looked at this photo for ages and thought so what a bit of cooking oil on the legs or legs wrapped tight in plastic? Then when realized it was just white paint I just for the life of me can't see the shine anymore. I miss seeing the shine now. I wonder if this is what taking drugs is like, irreversible damage to our view of things.

  • John Samuel αΩ

    This is actually what smoking weed is like. Suddenly you see the paint (reality) instead of the shiny (fake), and you can never go back.

  • Pawtato

    Now that I see the photo in a dark room in can kinda see it again but nowhere like it was..

  • Jimmy Bills

    Uh no it looks like fucking paint, what is this shit?

  • King POTUS

    Even before I read a single word, I thought someone had smeared toothpaste on their legs.

  • WhatsupDoc

    Holy Wow! I scrolled down and saw a pair of shiny legs.... then I read the article and I cant make myself see them as shiny again! So weird!

  • Andrew Newton

    It';s painted on semen.

  • Tigerh8r

    OMG Hippie, shave your legs!

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