Point-Of-View Ride Of Shanghai Disneyland's TRON Roller Coaster

October 27, 2016

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This is a point-of-view ride through Shanghai Disneyland's TRON Lightcycle Power Run roller coaster. It looks like a seizure. It also includes some of the things you see waiting in the queue line for the ride so you get the TOTAL EXPERIENCE. It's just like you're there. Except you're not. You're nowhere near there. You're at a computer desk. Or, if you're really lucky, on a laptop or tablet or phone on the couch or in bed or sitting on the can at home. If you're really unlucky you're locked away in a dungeon, peering between the bars and watching this on the guard's computer monitor. Don't worry, I'm coming for you. I mean, as soon as somebody offers a reward for your safe return. Somebody is going to offer a reward, right? How long has it been, anyways? "Two years." Jesus. Well at least ask the guard to turn up the text size in his browser so you can read Geekologie.

Keep going for the video while I pretend I'm on Space Mountain (I love Space Mountain).

Thanks to Josh, who agrees that roller coaster looks awfully hard to ride with your hands up the whole time.

  • Caustic Vapors

    Kind of mundane... I guess if it was original TRON we'd get some trippy blacklight surreality.

  • The_Wretched

    So high G-forces while holding your neck in hyper-extension? Sounds like a chiropractors heaven.

  • Wilf Smith

    Wow, that was utterly underwhelming. A quick trip around the parking lot with a few neon lights thrown in.

  • Anything that promotes Tron, I'm all for. I want another movie.

  • Ollie Williams

    Skip to 1:40 to bypass all the needless bullshit.

  • Enkidu98

    Two minute wait for a 1 minute ride.... Yup feels like Disney.

  • reave

    Haha, 2 minutes. You forgot the hour wait outside.

  • Bling Nye

    And the $200 to get into the park.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    god, I would enjoy force-feeding farts to the poor soul hunched over and trapped behind me on that ride

  • Jeedai Infidel

    Especially that one that you've been holding in for 45 minutes due to being in a room with too many people around. And you know all the churros and cheeseburgers you had all day are going to make it so bad that the person behind you won't want to eat for at least an hour after whiffing that hot exhaust. Disneyland, the fartiest place on Earth.

  • You guys are both in to a pretty particular fetish. At least you have each other!

  • Jeedai Infidel

    Oh hell no. I don't even like the smell of my own farts. I am sort of fascinated by the aspect of considerately holding them in in public areas and finding more private and/or noisy areas with lingering smells because of the ability to comfortably release in a way as to not be heard. There's a study waiting to be done, if anyone is willing to go down that road.

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