This is the Kitty Collar Blouse designed by moozoo and sold through Storenvy. The very moderately priced $19 blouse is available in S, M, L and XL and each comes with a cat collar (not to be confused with a catcaller, which is a scumbag engaged in street harassment) . How about that! I want one except instead of a cat I want it to be a dragon, that way everybody knows I'm the Father Of Dragons. "But you're not." Oh really? Then what do you call...THIS?! "A dog trying to shake off the dragon wings you attached?" I keep telling her they make her look cool, I don't know why she doesn't like them.
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Thanks to Amelie, who agrees the best shirts don't even have collars, because they're tank tops. Awww yeah, I love tanning my shoulders.