It Happens: Mom Buys Daughter With "Cool Patterns," Turns Out To Be A Massive Orgy

October 25, 2016

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This is the Vivienne Westwood t-shirt that Twitter user princess katie's mom bought her. She bought it because she thought it "was just cool patterns", but Katie discovered is actually a massive orgy. It sounds like somebody needs to pay a trip to the optometrist. And that person is Katie, because all I see are cool patterns. Get your mind out of the gutter, Katie, your mom bought you a nice shirt to wear to school.

Keep going for several more shots including Katie wearing the shirt, as well as a product shot of the entire shirt so you can clearly see the dogs boning. You can buy the shirt (which is actually a men's t-shirt) online for around $50 - $80 (although everywhere I checked was quickly selling out), and I looked at the official Vivienne Westwood website and they sell some t-shirts for $400+. Clearly, I'm in the wrong business (I should be a cruise ship masseuse).

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Thanks to Demetri, who knows what I like, and I like cartoon naked people doing the nasty.

  • Sarah Thoonen

    There are dogs in this orgy... Too far! ;) haha!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Makes me think of this:

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • The_Wretched

    The art style reminds me of the cartoons of the 70's. Did they say where we can get one for non-fad of the moment pricing?

  • Tigerh8r

    I also got that, "Schoolhouse Rock" vibe. The creepiest part was the dogs...

  • The_Wretched

    I missed those. I'll have to spend more time looking. You have a keen eye for exotic activity!

  • AtomicMountain

    This is what happens when you hire Mitch the paunchy, mustachioed, balding middle-aged man as your textile designer...

    ...or you buy your daughter's back to school clothes from Spencer Gifts.

  • Caustic Vapors

    ...and she wore it too! LOL!

  • Andyman7714

    I dunno...to some people orgy = cool.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I went to one... I've never felt so inadequate and out of place in my life. I spent the entire next day questioning my decisions.

  • Christian Hedegaard-Schou

    I think you missed a word in that title.

    Mom BOUGHT a DAUGHTER?

  • Jenness

    Moms aren't what they used to be.

    My mom would have recognized this in an instant, immediately found a way to blame me and I would be carrying orgy guilt around until getting a therapist in adulthood even though I 1) had no knowledge she was buying a shirt and 2) absolutely had nothing to do with where she chose to buy the shirt.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    yeah i was raised Catholic too

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