I'm Not Hungry: A Kid's Menu That Keeps It Real

October 6, 2016

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This is the kid's section of the menu at The Deli Mansion Park in Altoona, Pennsylvania. As you can see, the options include 'I Don't Know', 'I Don't Care', 'I'm Not Hungry' and 'I Don't Want That'. No word what a 'I Just Pooped My Pants' gets you, but hopefully dessert. I want an apple fritter.

Thanks to Mish, who agrees an I Don't Know with chili and cheese is definitely the way to go.

  • Dominic Adams

    At home, having kids help with the cooking helps them appreciate food. There are many books available at the library which kids love to use. Ideas are at www.discoversuccess.info under book search and cooking. These have been tried and kids love them! Improves attitude!

  • Hazakabammer

    Alternatively called the "What my girlfriend wants for dinner" menu.

  • GeneralDisorder

    They're missing the "yucky" and the "I don't want to wait for my food".

  • Draco Basileus

    No Mac'n'Cheese? Do these people not have kids of their own?

  • ZafKit

    You're not my "real' Dad/Mom! - Mac'n'Cheese with baby carrots $3.50

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